too bad you live with your parents still
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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