kristin has been a bad kristin
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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