i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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