i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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