there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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