Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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