So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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