I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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