My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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