How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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