We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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