community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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