i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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