Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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