Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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