I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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