just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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