Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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