My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
