No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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