Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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