i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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