just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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