The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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