I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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