dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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