Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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