It's Friday. Sex?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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