i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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