If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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