The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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