Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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