Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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