summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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