on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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