i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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