It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
