I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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