they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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