playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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