this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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