what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
