I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
