she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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