Dual....:-)
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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