? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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