but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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