we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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