I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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