So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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