You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize