Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the day after is always just damage control
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
