return my video game
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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