Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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